Pencil-powered Guru Gifts

Malala Yousafzai

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Third eye

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

Samurai - Accountant.

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

"I'm sorry, Derek, but, now that Kelsey has learned how to convert JPEGs into PDFs, we can't justify keeping you on."

'I see your office is as secure as your website.'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Man reading book entitled 'How to write a self help book.'

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

"When resources are limited we need to think 'outside the box'....we need to maximise potential returns from our shared skills portfolio..."

'He said he sent you two tweets this week.'