Pencil-powered Guru Gifts

Malala Yousafzai

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Third eye

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Samurai - Accountant.

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

"I'm sorry, Derek, but, now that Kelsey has learned how to convert JPEGs into PDFs, we can't justify keeping you on."

"...And thanks to our new budget, class sizes are a low 40:1 ratio!"

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Man reading book entitled 'How to write a self help book.'

'I see your office is as secure as your website.'

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

"Today we learn about multitasking, so play on your phones, talk to each other, and listen to me at the same time."