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Penalty Perfectionist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your penalty perfectionist? Our collection offers clever, humorous products that match their love for precision and accuracy. From mugs to art prints, find something that celebrates their detailed nature and adds a touch of charm to their workspace or home. Whether they’re always polishing their work or striving for flawlessness, these gifts are designed to put a smile on their face while appreciating their exacting standards.
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
Punctuation Police
Someone who knows apostrophes
'The Questioner'
Bullseye!
"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."
Dating an English Major
'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'
'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'
Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"
"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"
"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"
Shakespeare loved a grammar joke
"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."
We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.
Ironing Punctuation
Surreal ale
"I've grown numb to exclamation points."
Job Interview Gone Bad.
'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'
I have taken over Sarahs body!
'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'
“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."
'I can't take all the credit... I used spell-check.'
"Well, this might explain all of the recent punctuation errors."
"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."
'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'
Nice park. . .
"I used two spaces after every period."
"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"
Penalty Perfectionist Gifts Collection
Penalty Perfectionist Mugs
Looking for more fun and witty mugs for the perfectionist in your life? Check out our collection designed to bring a smile to their face every morning.
Penalty Perfectionist Pillows
Add some humor and personality to their space with pillows that celebrate the pursuit of perfection in style.
Penalty Perfectionist Prints
Decorate their home or office with prints that honor their commitment to perfection—and add a little fun along the way.
Penalty Perfectionist T-Shirts
Find witty and clever t-shirts that match a perfectionist’s love for detail—perfect for everyday wear or special occasions.