Politeness Perfectionist Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a politeness perfectionist? Explore our collection of clever and artistic items that celebrate their courteous nature and meticulous attention to detail. Perfect for someone who prizes manners as much as creativity, these gifts add a touch of humor and charm to their daily routine. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, find a thoughtful way to acknowledge their polite perfectionism with our curated selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring a smile and a wink.

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Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy. mockup

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

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Punctuation Police

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Someone who knows apostrophes

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'The Questioner'

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"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly." mockup

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

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Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.' mockup

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

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Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!" mockup

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

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'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.' mockup

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

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'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?' mockup

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

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'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

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"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?" mockup

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

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Dating an English Major

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"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!" mockup

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

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"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box." mockup

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

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Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

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'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!' mockup

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

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"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now." mockup

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

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"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell." mockup

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

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"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message." mockup

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

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'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?' mockup

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

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Job Interview Gone Bad.

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Surreal ale

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"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points." mockup

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

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"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker." mockup

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

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"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight." mockup

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

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Ironing Punctuation

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'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.' mockup

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

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Office Ergonomics.

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I have taken over Sarahs body!

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Golf lessons

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'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'

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'Not that slowly back...'

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'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

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