Peer Impressers Pillows

"Hello, Dynomite Tattoo Company? I have an idea...a tatoo for guys everywhere...something that when applied will impress all of their friends and especially girls. I call it Baldo's Phonee Hickee Stickee."

"Women Supporting Women!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I want one of those!"

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"I just want to do an impression..."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"If you order that, you will impress me."

Book Token / Token Book

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'Wanna come out and play?'

I don't care what everyone else is doing! If all your friends followed their bliss off a cliff, would you?

"Who here likes impressions?"

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

Peer Pressure Washer.