Peer Impressers T-Shirts

"Hello, Dynomite Tattoo Company? I have an idea...a tatoo for guys everywhere...something that when applied will impress all of their friends and especially girls. I call it Baldo's Phonee Hickee Stickee."

"Women Supporting Women!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"I want one of those!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I just want to do an impression..."

"If you order that, you will impress me."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'Wanna come out and play?'

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

Peer Pressure Washer.

“I don’t want to do an at-home workout if no one else is.”