Impressing T-Shirts

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

"I just want to do an impression..."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"If you order that, you will impress me."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

'Yass we kann!'