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'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'Nice Jack Nicholson impression, but you just tell the truth, and the court will decide if we can handle it or not.'

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"I just want to do an impression..."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

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'I told you those Cagney impressions would get you in trouble some day.'

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"If you order that, you will impress me."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

'Yass we kann!'

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'