Impressionable Influence T-Shirts

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Bring me some more power.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"With great power comes great reward."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Coming to a consensus.

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."

"I just want to do an impression..."