Impressionable Influence Gifts

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Bring me some more power.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"With great power comes great reward."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

I voted.

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Coming to a consensus.

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'Nice Jack Nicholson impression, but you just tell the truth, and the court will decide if we can handle it or not.'

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."