Influence Gifts

Coming to a consensus.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

' A good idea '

"Do me next."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Bright idea

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Better times ahead.

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Bring me some more power.'

Witches of Instagram

Creativity 2.0

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"