Influence T-Shirts

Coming to a consensus.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

' A good idea '

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Do me next."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Bright idea

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Better times ahead.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Bring me some more power.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"