Social Influence T-Shirts

"Gee, I'd be lost without your constant peer pressure."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Prejudice/Empathy

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"With great power comes great reward."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"I want one of those!"

Coming to a consensus.

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

Selfie Man

Appeals

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Six feet and a smile

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"