Influence Studies Gifts

"With great power comes great reward."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Bring me some more power.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

I voted.

Coming to a consensus.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'