Influence Builder Gifts

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Young Frankenstein"

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Bring me some more power.'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Learning Curve

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"With great power comes great reward."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

"All those in favour of my idea signify by saying 'I get to keep my job'."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."