Influence Builder Gifts

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Young Frankenstein"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Bring me some more power.'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Always expect the best

Learning Curve

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"With great power comes great reward."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

"All those in favour of my idea signify by saying 'I get to keep my job'."