Impressing Others Gifts

'All my senses are very acute.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

"I just want to do an impression..."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

Book Token / Token Book

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

"If you order that, you will impress me."

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

'Do you guys like impressions? This one is a random kid I went to school with.'