Fans Of Impressions Gifts

"Who here likes impressions?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Vincent Van Goat.

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"It's obviously an original."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Abra-Viagra."

"Returns"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Edgar Degas

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Van Gogh.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"He does impressions too!"

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Edouard Manet

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."