Celebrity Impressions Fan Gifts

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Tom Hanks

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Leo McKern

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Harriet Walter

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Michael Caine

Meryl Streep

Woody Allen

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Viggo Mortensen

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Hollywood or bust!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

David Bowie

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Peter Gabriel

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Melanie Griffith

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.