Celebrity Impressions Fan Pillows

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Tom Hanks

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Leo McKern

Harriet Walter

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Hollywood or bust!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

The Month of June

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."