Celebrity Interview Fan Gifts

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Woody Allen

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Dua Lipa caricature

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Good Morning Britain

Elton John

Peter Gabriel

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

David Letterman

Madonna

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Rock legend - 'I also appeared as a boulder in 'the lost world'..'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Elvis fans