Impressing Others Pillows

'All my senses are very acute.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I just want to do an impression..."

"If you order that, you will impress me."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

"I'm a teacher and I send student progress reports home to their parents. Do you have any stamps commemorating great educators? I try to inspire my students any time I can."

"But this time we’ll get billionaires to think it’s their idea to pay more taxes."