Impressing Someone Pillows

'Oh, Vincent! You know how to impress a lady!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Coming to a consensus.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I just want to do an impression..."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"If you order that, you will impress me."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

Book Token / Token Book

"Who here likes impressions?"

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

'You made an excellent first impression, Fenstrom, but the second and third impressions nullified that first impressiom.'