Impression Maker Pillows

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

"Do you have anything that reeks of power?"

Where Indian ink came from.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Alberto Giacometti.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"You'll go places in this company. Not really, but with our green screen, we can make it look that way."

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I just want to do an impression..."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

"If you order that, you will impress me."