Impressors Pillows

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Piano eight hands.

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I just want to do an impression..."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"If you order that, you will impress me."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

'Write me a theme song and rig it so it plays when people enter my office.'

'Yass we kann!'

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

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