Impressors Gifts

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

Piano eight hands.

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'Nice Jack Nicholson impression, but you just tell the truth, and the court will decide if we can handle it or not.'

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I just want to do an impression..."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"If you order that, you will impress me."

Book Token / Token Book

'I told you those Cagney impressions would get you in trouble some day.'

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

'Write me a theme song and rig it so it plays when people enter my office.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

'Yass we kann!'