Intellectual Impresser Gifts

Book Token / Token Book

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Checkmate!'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

The Ascent of Man.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Care for an oxymoron?"

Soren Kierkegaard

John Banville

Wilhelm Dilthey

Guy Debord

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

The Artificial Intelligentsia

Evolution

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

Descartes School of Philosophy.

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

A thinker seeing his own thought.

How to appear more interesting.

"If you order that, you will impress me."

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."

Tee Shirt: In Search of Things Known and Agreed Upon

"This book can't be very sophisticated...I understood it right away."

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."

Mensa / womensa toilets.

"Every few years, a book comes along that’s so ahead of its time, so hauntingly beautiful, I’ll buy it and put it on my bookshelf."

'No detectable brain activity? Doc, is that good or bad?'

'Do you guys like impressions? This one is a random kid I went to school with.'

Egg Head