Impression Expert Gifts

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'Bring me some more power.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Riding the statue.

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Edgar Degas

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"Look! I can imitate you!"

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.