Impression Master Gifts

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Edgar Degas

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Printing Room

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"You'll go places in this company. Not really, but with our green screen, we can make it look that way."

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"If Monet knew Photoshop, it wouldn't look so blurry."

James Whistler

'Nice Jack Nicholson impression, but you just tell the truth, and the court will decide if we can handle it or not.'

At the Met

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."