Impression Master Gifts

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Edgar Degas

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Printing Room

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"You'll go places in this company. Not really, but with our green screen, we can make it look that way."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"If Monet knew Photoshop, it wouldn't look so blurry."

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

James Whistler

At the Met

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."