Boss Impressionist Gifts

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Edgar Degas

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"Look! I can imitate you!"

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

Edouard Manet

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

James Whistler

"If Monet knew Photoshop, it wouldn't look so blurry."