Boss Impressionist Pillows

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Edgar Degas

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

Edouard Manet

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"Look! I can imitate you!"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

'Nice Jack Nicholson impression, but you just tell the truth, and the court will decide if we can handle it or not.'

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

James Whistler