Interview Impressionist Pillows

"I don't know what it is. I never get by the first interview."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'Cat job interviews.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It's obviously an original."

Edgar Degas

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"He does impressions too!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'It sold for how much!'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Van Gogh.