Interview Impressionist Pillows

"I don't know what it is. I never get by the first interview."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'Cat job interviews.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Vincent Van Goat.

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Edgar Degas

Monet At Open Mic Night

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"He does impressions too!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'It sold for how much!'

Van Gogh.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

'You'll notice on my resume that nothing has ever been my fault.'