First Impression Master Gifts

"My Mum will be down in a minute, she is just looking for her teeth."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Printing Room

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

"I just want to do an impression..."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'If you have anything of importance to tell me, for goodness sake, begin at the end.'

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

"Everyone thinks I have a lot of self control, but I refill it hourly."