Impression Management Gifts

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Vincent Van Goat.

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Close... but no Degas.

Edouard Manet

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

James Whistler

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"I just want to do an impression..."

'What bothers me is that we all look so successful.'

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."