Impression Management Mugs

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Vincent Van Goat.

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'My advice to you Winslow is, don't be afraid to fail. Unless you know what's good for you!'

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Edouard Manet

Close... but no Degas.

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

James Whistler

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'What bothers me is that we all look so successful.'

"I just want to do an impression..."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'