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'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

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'Bring me some more power.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Riding the statue.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Edgar Degas

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"Look! I can imitate you!"

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

Man chooses head from cupboard.