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Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.

Boyfriend of the Month.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

The Stages of Wine

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Sexy Slot Machine

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Tom prepares for his hot date.

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

"I'm a simple man, really."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

Babe magnet

'No thanks! Playing doctor is how my folks ended up getting married.'

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

"My name is Adam and your name is Eve and that I think is a good starting point for a relationship between us!"

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'