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'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

"Rick, here, is totally passive, and you always have to be in control, so I thought you might like each other."

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

I drink to forget. Is that just for things in the past, or does it cover mistakes you might make later tonight?

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

"My birthday is coming up in a couple of days - don't you think you'd better get busy and take up a collection for my gift?"

'Before you have your job interview I'll touch up your roots.'

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.

". . . and at your age, it wouldn't hurt to go see the blacksmith a little more regularly, too."

'Hey! Wait a minute! That's not us!'

This had better be important. Hillary Clinton has got me thinking, Darlene. For eight years, she's been teasing us about whether she'll run for president. Maybe you've just been teasing me about us all these years. First of all, that's a sexist way to speak about Hillary Clinton. Secondly, I haven't been teasing you, Rudy. I just don't like you like that!!!! So you're saying I've got a chance?

"Who here likes impressions?"

'I haven't dated that many people. Why do you ask?'

"Could I borrow a cup of weaponised anthrax."

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

'Bet she's turned on by take charge guys.'