First Impressions T-Shirts

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

"I just want to do an impression..."

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

"Look! It's a picture of your first goal in your first soccer game!"

"Never mind thinking of your carbon footprint. It's time you were flying."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'

First Time

"Who here likes impressions?"