Impressions T-Shirts

"I just want to do an impression..."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'Do you guys like impressions? This one is a random kid I went to school with.'

"Maybe we can persuade Dexter to do his Donald Duck impression?!"

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

"If you order that, you will impress me."

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

'Before you have your job interview I'll touch up your roots.'

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.