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'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

The Day Dreamer.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Windmill

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Edgar Degas

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"If Monet knew Photoshop, it wouldn't look so blurry."

At the Met

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