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'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

The Day Dreamer.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Windmill

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Irvine Welsh

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

Edgar Degas

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Cow's Surprise Party.

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"If Monet knew Photoshop, it wouldn't look so blurry."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

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