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"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Painting

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

The TROU of the Baroque

Artistic Licence.

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Questioning

Post-modern Café

A Blanksy

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Titian

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"If you order that, you will impress me."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

Camille Pissarro