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"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Painting

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Artistic Licence.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

The TROU of the Baroque

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

A Blanksy

Post-modern Café

Questioning

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Titian

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"If you order that, you will impress me."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

Camille Pissarro

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'