Intellectual Impresser Pillows

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Checkmate!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

The Ascent of Man.

"Care for an oxymoron?"

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Soren Kierkegaard

John Banville

Guy Debord

Wilhelm Dilthey

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Evolution

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

Descartes School of Philosophy.

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

"If you order that, you will impress me."

How to appear more interesting.

A thinker seeing his own thought.

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

"This book can't be very sophisticated...I understood it right away."

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."

Mensa / womensa toilets.

Tee Shirt: In Search of Things Known and Agreed Upon

"Every few years, a book comes along that’s so ahead of its time, so hauntingly beautiful, I’ll buy it and put it on my bookshelf."

'No detectable brain activity? Doc, is that good or bad?'

'Ok, so you work in a think tank and you get lightheaded. What else?'

Egg Head

'Do you guys like impressions? This one is a random kid I went to school with.'