Impressing Someone Mugs

'Oh, Vincent! You know how to impress a lady!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Coming to a consensus.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"I just want to do an impression..."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"If you order that, you will impress me."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'I'd like something that would sound impressive to woman.'

Farmyard impressions: 'I don't do the sounds, I do the smells.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.

'You made an excellent first impression, Fenstrom, but the second and third impressions nullified that first impressiom.'

'Do you guys like impressions? This one is a random kid I went to school with.'