Good Impression Maker Mugs

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Artsy. Fartsy.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"You'll go places in this company. Not really, but with our green screen, we can make it look that way."

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'