Peer Pillows

'You're only supposed to change colour.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"This means so much more to me because it's from my peers.''

I don't care what everyone else is doing! If all your friends followed their bliss off a cliff, would you?

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."