Neighbor Impressor Pillows

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.