Neighbor Impressor Gifts

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"First time pruning?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"The trees are laughing at us."