Peacekeeper Humorist Gifts

A U.N no fly zone

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Daffodil bulbs

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Surreal Ale Pub.

Aleppo vs. Russia

The Arab Autumn

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Warring parents

A neutral observer.

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."