Peacekeeper Humorist Pillows

A U.N no fly zone

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Daffodil bulbs

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

The Arab Autumn

Surreal Ale Pub.

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

General's Coin Toss