Paycheck Management Gifts

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Money exchange

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Counting my Bonus...

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."