Paw-destrian Musings Gifts

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Where's your evidence?"

"He's a real dog person."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'This one keeps dog time.'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Cat watering catnip.

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'So you're a cat person...'

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

Smirking Cat

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

"You comin' to Duke's blow-out tonight? It's B.Y.O.T. Bring your own toilet..."