Patio Diner Gifts

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Aprons

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Countervailing Clichés.

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'How is the water prepared?'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The bagels are better in New York."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

We practically live out here in the summer.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'You made me jump,'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Rabbits picknick

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."